November 2010
4 posts
Dolphins are basically the fratboys of the sea.
(Faye: Male dolphins will separate a female from her pod and deny her food or sleep until she lets them mate with her. THEY KIDNAP FEMALES SO THEY CAN RAPE THEM.
Cosette: I…I don’t like dolphins anymore.
Hanners: The AIs tried talking to dolphins, but they stopped because dolphins are apparently really creepy to talk to.)